C-SECTIONS FOR JESUS, Y’ALL!
Sorry for the long absence. Sweet Babby Jesus needed a tune up. It’s hard being over 2,000 years old. But SBJ is back with fiery wrath that makes The Book of Revelations look like a nice bedtime story.
First of all, Jennykins, I hope someone drops a house on you and steals your ruby slippers. Has anyone ever heard of a C-Section? Why yes, dear, most people who dwell where the sun will shine on their ass have, in fact, heard of a C-Section. Unlike you, you heartless asshole, most people don’t think that a 12 year old girl should have all of her guts ripped out of her body and stapled back together like Dr. Frankenstein’s monster just to appease your crowd. Just because a girl’s menses has begun does not mean that she is physically ready to push a watermelon sized human out of her hoo-ha.
Secondly, I’m going to tell you a little story. It’s about a little girl in the second grade. Because of genetics, hormone laden chicken, or God was just being an asshole that day that little girl started her period. After seven little years of being on this earth, was she ready or capable of having a child? I see second graders all the time and not once have I seen one where I thought, “gee, she has good birthin’ hips.” But according to your ilk’s rhetoric, it’s just fine and dandy to strap her little seven year old body to a table, put a huge ass needle in her spine, rip her open from stem to sternum, and snatch another little human out of an already little human. No. Just fucking NO.
Also, where does one get the idea that the parents of that minor have to raise that little crotch fruit? Where does the responsibility lie when it takes hundreds of thousands of dollars to raise a child? The parents are going to have to be handing out double the milk money for a child they did not agree to raise.
***It’s important to add that a 12 year old is not able to consent to sex, so if she’s pregnant, Sweet Babby Jesus hopes someone is in jail.***
And just for good measure, fucking fuck all of you who think it’s a good idea to force a child to go through major surgery because of your dogmatic beliefs. You’re all so pro-life until a person is alive. Then it’s “fuck’em, gut that slutty slut like a fish!” Do you all even realize what a monster you are?
Sweet Babby Jesus